If you're a wine lover, these wine sayings will be a joy to read. You're sure to chuckle at many, gasp in horror at a few, and let some pearls of wine wisdom seep into your subconscious.
From Plato and Aristophanes, to Hemmingway, Brigitte Bardot, and Bette Midler - you'll find you're in great company with these wine quotes and wine proverbs from throughout history!
"I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines." - Oliver Goldsmith
"Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise." - Charles Kingsley
"I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved." - Rose Kennedy, on her 100th birthday
"I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age." - Steven Wright
"Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will wicken and die." - Julia Child
"Wedlock's like wine - not properly judged of till the second glass." - Ernest Jarrold
"I am not old but mellow, like good wine." - Stephen Phillips
"Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place." - Abigail Van Buren
"The depth of experience fine wine can bring to a dinner, particularly a bottle that has been through the past 100 years, makes you take stock of your own life." - Neil De Grasse Tyson, Wine Collector
"The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse." - D.H. Lawrence
"To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue." - William F. Buckley
"Wine drinkers never make artists." - Gratinos
"Drink wine, not labels." - Dr. Maynard Amerine
"Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies." - Bette Davis
"I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine." - Benjamin Disraeli
"I don't go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody's ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited." - Richard Thaler
"When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it" - Art Buchwald
"I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others." - Diogenese the Cynic
"Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed." - William E. Massee
"Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Good wine praises itself." - Dutch Proverb
"Champagne is the one thing that gives me zest when I am tired." - Brigitte Bardot
"Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne." - Tina Turner
"Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. - Graham Greene
"Sauvignon blanc bangs you in the mouth - like an old peasant with his wooden shoe ... The sauvignon is the whipper-snapper. It's not solid enough. It's violent, it's sharp, it bites, it cries, it's like a ferocious dog you keep on a leash." - Troisgros
"It was such an exquisite 1964 Bordeaux that one sip was more like inhaling a soft fragrance than imbibing a liquid." - Ellen Eller, wine lover
"I've always been impressed by Washington State merlot. It just sort of jumped out of the glass at me...You just feel this is right: this is not an attempt at something, this is something." - Jancis Robinson
"The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet." - Gustave Koerner, 1833
"I like sweet wines. My idea has always been that when you're young, you like sweet wines; and then you get sophisticated, and you drink dry white; and then you get knowledgeable, and you drink heavy reds; and then you get old, and you drink sweet again." - Sally Jessy Raphael, Wine Collector
"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever." - Aristophanes
"A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Wine makes a man more pleased with himsef, I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others." - Samuel Johnson
"Wine is like rain: when it falls on the mire it but makes it fouler, but when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom." - John May
"In vino veritas - In wine there is truth." - Pliny the Elder
"If wine tells truth, - and so have said the wise, -
It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!" - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"Wine, wit and widsom.
Wine enough to sharpen wit,
Wit enough to give zest to wine,
Wisdom enough to "shut down" at the right time." - Anonymous
"The flavor of wine is like delicate poetry." - Louis Pasteur
"Do you remember any great poet that ever illustrated the higher fields of humanity that did not dignify the use of wine from Homer on down?" - James A. McDougall
"For when the wine is in, the wit it out." - Thomas Becon
"After working late one night, I drank a bottle of frisky Beaujolais and slipped into bed beside my lady love. By moonlight I pursed my lips and into her ear whispered, "moelleux, moelleux." She bolted up, shouting, "What the hell is wrong with you?" - A.D. Livingston, chef and author
"One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." - Samuel Johnson
"One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and - one talks about it." - King Edward VII
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I lived & worked as a Estate Manager for 12 years and learned a lot about wine. I have always used the following statement. "ALL WINE IS GOOD-SOME …
VinCE Magazine, editor in chief, Hungary
Dear Colleagues, I love your collection of quotations! Just one from my father: "The wine bottles are always blown too small." Ágnes Németh
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